Two Sugar Free Rockstars = $3.00, Lit. Text Book = $97.00,...

Pulling an all-nighter in order to churn out five unimaginative paragraphs on a Joyce Carol Oates' most famous short story = possibly damaging.

Finding out the paper wasn't due when you got to class the next morning...priceless.
Source: "Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been?" (1970)

Thesis: The character of Connie, reflects the symbolism of flies mentioned many times through out the story.

Some interesting notes:
Anagrams
Arnold Friend=Dander(anger,wrath) if lorn(alone, solitary)

Ami Lei Fazchas = Calif. hazes aim.
Ami Lei Fazchas Barkley = Amazes bay hailer flick OR Amazes bay, Chili faker